Operation DIPSET pt. 8

Mystery rep (audio sent @ 9:30 am): “SC meet downtown at noon. We to go for lunch, and talk your leaving. Call me.”

11:00 am: I rolled out of bed, walked out to the balcony and leaned back as far as I could while aiming over the railing. As far as I can remember, my accuracy was great. I hadn’t showered in two days, so my first priority after coffee was a gym run. For a shower that is.

11:15 am: Coffee, smoke, balcony…. Fuck bro, I can’t wait to take a shower.

Mystery rep (audio): “SC do you get my message?”

My ringtone went off half way through my coffee; this sent a message to my cock which made it insta-soft and my first thought was: “You really need to choke on a dick, instead of harassing my life when I’m off the clock” @ugly cunt.

I walked into my bedroom, unplugged my phone and prepared myself for an argument with the ugly cunt. I swiped down, and was surprised to see that it was the mystery rep.

It was almost 11:30 am when I heard the mystery reps audio. I called him to confirm as fast as I could. I hopped into my jeans with one hand while simultaneously finishing my smoke and coffee in the other hand without spilling or ashing all over the place. Don’t ask me how, I have it down to a science. Talent 😉

I flipped my mattress over, grabbed my Ziploc of money and shoved it into my back pocket. Also don’t ask why I keep my money under my bed, that’s another story for another time.

I rushed out the door and caught a taxi downtown to the meeting point. Here’s a watered down version of some of the details that were discussed.

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Operation DIPSET pt.6 1/2

Mystery rep: “Do you have smoke? I will go buy smoke.”

Me: “Yea, I have. Do you want?”

Mystery rep: “Sure, let’s step outside. Come on.”

I grabbed my beer, and followed him outside. I light my smoke, and after passing the light I could feel my pants vibrate. I reached into my pocket, and checked my cell. It was the Ugly Cunt calling. The Ugly Cunt, was a cunt of a manager and ugly to boot.

As a man, I always thought about how to fix her because her body was alright. First, we’d have to make her a pleasant human being to be around. Solution 1 part.a: A brave man willing to provide her with some dick. However, I nor Foreign Teacher A were that brave. Solution 1 part.b: Pot. I’m not an advocate for that shit, nor do I partake (I’m an alky). However, the green would be put to good use on this creature.

We won’t mention the small things like her mean overbite and nasty teeth, because those things are fixable. Needless to say, she was just a miserable person to be around. I don’t think any amount of money could prepare you for the living hell she made my life.

Anyways, I flashed my phone at the Mystery Rep “Ugly Cunt Calling.”

Mystery rep: “Ah, it doesn’t matter. Just turn your phone off. You will go back to work tomorrow.”

 Me: “Okay. So what’s going on right now?”

Mystery rep: “Are you ready to move up to the north?”

Me: “What are you talking about?”

Mystery rep: “I will send you to a very beautiful city. The school is a lot better, and you will make more money. You must trust me.”

Me: “Well it can’t get much worse than this. Tell me more.”

Mystery rep: “Are you interested?”

Me: “Of course, but I want to know more and I have a lot of questions.”

Mystery rep: “You think too much. Meet me inside, after you finish your smoke. I need to make a call.”

Me: “Hold on. Wait a second.”

I rushed inside behind the Mystery rep. My curiosity was peaked, and I had so many questions…