Crazy Georgia pt. 7


In the elevator back to shares:

Edog: “Don’t disappoint me.”

Me: You’re a real asshole, you know?”

Edog: “Who’s been there for you through all your rough patches?”

Me: “Me, myself.”

Edog: “Wrong, me. I’ve taken all of your abuse through the rough times… COCKSUCKER!!!”

Me: “We’re here, fuck off now.”

Edog: “Promise you won’t disappoint me.”

Me: “Fuck! If shit doesn’t happen tonight, I’ll buy a fishing rod tomorrow and go pick up some fat chicks to massage you. I’ll use big mac’s as my bait. How bout that?”

Edog: “I’m sorry, I’m making you frustrated. Relax…..”

Me: “Ok.”

Edog: “Don’t disappoint me.”



Crazy Georgia pt.6


I reached into my pocket and pulled out my shitty knock off android.

1 Unread Message – Hungarian Asshole

Hungarian Asshole (audio): “Bro… Where are you?”

Me (audio): “I’m at home, jacking off. Uhhh…”

Hungarian Asshole (audio): “I figured that much. Why you go home?”

Me (audio): “I had to take a serious shit. It’s sitting in a bag by my door, do you want to see?” (I’m not that vile, I used the rooftop)

Hungarian Asshole (audio): “Your funny, I get it… Come back, there’s some hotties here.”

Me (audio): “Oh yea?”

Hungarian Asshole (audio): “I’m buying you a beer now.”

Me (audio): “Go take care of business.”

Hungarian Asshole (audio): “I got a thing with Ania tonight. Your beer is here, hurry up.”

I reached into my pants, and pulled my dick out…

Me: “What do you think? Should I go?”

Edog (my dicks name for the purposes of this post): “Absolutely. Pick your sorry ass up, and go to Share’s now.”

Me: “I don’t know, what about the slut from earlier?”

Edog: “Fuck you.. You jerked me around with her. You owe me big time.”

Me: “Fuck you! When’s the last time you took a dip in a warm pool of mucus and spilled yogurt everywhere? Oh wait let me remind you, less than 24 hours ago. I take care of you like a son.”

Edog: “I guess you’re right, but I got some good news. You’re going to fuck a model tonight with perfect tits, her vajj tastes like fresh spring water. She’s also going to suck me…”

Me: “Yea?”

Edog: “Yes.”

Me: “Ok, let me finish this beer, than we’ll go.”