Reader feedback (2):

Jade writes:

I am here to tell you how utterly disgusted I am by you. You claim to be a Christian but how could you take such advantage of God’s unconditional love? You work with children and are meant to be an example- yet you treat women like filth.

You hide behind your ego like a lost soul, yet you claim to know the salvation that Jesus Christ offers. You judge others as Christ was judged and yet you find your actions and opinions to be the highlight of your personality… I’ve read your website, and I don’t understand what has indoctrinated you into such a hateful existence.

Just know that the darkness will become a lonely place. You should seek to spread love and not hate. None of us are perfect, so who am I to talk right? Some men were made to destruct and others were made to heal.

Spreading cuddles, peace, love and happiness is not what we do. Humor maybe… But this isn’t buzzfeed, huffington post, or are thousands of different blogs and sites that cater to your positive bullshit needs. That’s all Jade.


Top 4 posts from our 2016 fiscal year


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“It is not your place to look at the art I display on my body to assume and judge whether I have made good life choices or not. You do not know me more than a stranger passing me in the street placing judgment on me. Yes you know me as a person, but you do not know me personally- I’m not the same 15 year old you knew. So by you asking to see my tattoos so you can place judgment is rude, and offensive.”

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#2: Dear Students

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“I could draw a better dog than you with my left foot after a week long bender on blow, booze, and acid in 30 seconds. Just wanted to clear the air on that.”

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#3: I hate to hate you pt.1- pt.3

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I silently stared her down, as she leaned in and slowly started unbuckling my belt with a smug look on her face.

Me: “Yo! Throw that shit out, before it burns a hole in my bed!” *BLINK* *BLINK*

(Regained composure – hoping she’s too far gone to have caught that)

After tossing the cigarette, she made her way to the bedroom door and flicked the light switch off. I could feel her lean in close, and whisper “I win.”

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#4: Constitution of marriage proposal

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“Look at how far we’ve come; gay marriage is legal, marijuana legalization is spreading like wild fire throughout the west, women have completely abandoned the idea of a traditional nuclear family, homosexuals prance through our major cities with dildos strapped to their foreheads every year, our education system teaches our children about anal sex at the age of 10, and we regularly celebrate those that are clinically insane in the media.

Although I almost broke my keyboard writing the above, I realize that I have little choice but to hop on the bandwagon at this point. Therefore, I have constructed a proposal.”

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We’ve hit 50 posts, and covered a variety of topics ranging from women, politics, travel, self improvement, life blood, inspiration, education, and books. Enjoy the library located on the side bar.

We have a couple projects on the go (Operation DIPSET, and Crazy Georgia), which we intend to complete after this week before moving on to our next development phase.

We will be inactive for two weeks after this weekend.

Dead? Nuh uh.


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Reader feedback:

It’s always nice to receive positive feedback from guests of Smokencanvas. Eva writes:

I’m excited to have the opportunity to be reading your blog, and adventures. It’s down to earth, fearless, and humorous. Your writing draws me into your story, and makes me want to read more! Most of us are restricted, and have conformed to how we live by our fears and what society dictates. I live through your words. They bring me freedom, smiles, and laughter. Keep up the great work, and be safe in your journey.

Would it be rude to preen? Of course it would. *PREEN*

Thanks Eva, I’m glad to hear Smokencanvas has made a positive impact in your life! The blog has been a fun down time hobby thus far, and will continue to be. Thanks again for your support!

The pursuit


Smokencanvas has recently issued a short hiatus, due in part to some changes. The main proprietor of this blog has determined to venture out into a world of the unknown in the pursuit of fulfillment and freedom

“As the main proprietor of smokencanvas, I am proud to announce that I have taken the next big step towards obtaining location freedom. My adventures as an expat in China have commenced and I am excited to take you on this journey with me. I don’t understand the word stagnation, that word is not in my vocabulary. I understand growth.”

Smokencanvas will continue to produce high quality content that reinforces our narrative. With the above mentioned, we do want to highlight that we will be slightly shifting gears for an undetermined amount of time.

What this means for you?

This means that 50%-70% of our content will be focused on the main proprietors travels abroad.

For the remainder of 2015, we commit to producing at least one high quality post a week. If you are interested in contributing content to our blog, contact us at

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