The best video game of all time



Jake’s Booty Call

No it’s not from your stupid xbox, playstation, nintendo or game cube. This game is too legendary for a console. Jake’s Booty Call can be downloaded anywhere on the net, and this is all you need for gaming content. This game has purpose and it’s not far from reality. This game will teach you that you are in control of your own reality, therefor you should get off of your ass, throw your play station in the trash and begin to create the reality that you want. Be like Jake.


2 months without Social media. How does it feel?

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I feel as if I have been liberated. I feel like I am living in the FREE WORLD. I feel like I’m in control of my destiny, and nothing can pull me down or hold me back from doing what I want to do. I got all of that from simply closing all of my social media accounts, and I have no plans to go back. If you identify with me and my ideas, I recommend you give it a try.

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If you’re going to watch porn.

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As my readers know, my views on porn is that it’s toxic on the mind. But the good news for some of you wankers is that there is porn in good taste out there. If you’re going to watch porn it should be of good taste, and it should attempt to duplicate the true nature of sex between a dude and a chick (or two broads) who fancy each other.

The pornography today is tasteless and made for the teenage imagination. That’s not to say that I’m not fond of  that style of sex, but in those times I’ve often been far from sober. With that said, I would recommend vintage porn; a lot of the vintage porno productions are of high quality with great story lines that you can enjoy watching from beginning to end. I’ll take it even a step further, and say that you could just leave it on your TV in the background when you have visitors over. Here’s why, because it’s not grotesque, it’s not vulgar; in a weird way vintage porn has beauty and charm to it.

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The Asshole Method: visible six pack abs

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“Fuck the world.” – Rambo

Asshole’s see things for what they are, and the fact of the matter is that most of you won’t obtain indented lines resembling muscles in your stomach, here’s why:

You’ve been taught to believe that hard work and strict diet is needed to achieve six pack abs. You’re not alone..

99% of women have also been taught to believe that.

Here is the good news – women will always believe that men who’ve obtained six pack abs must have put an extreme amount of effort, will power and dedication into achieving them.

And I assume that there is some truth to that – many guys have put a lot of time and effort into achieving abs, but I’m going to give you an easy short cut (specifically for guys who are already lean but got a little extra meat in the stomach area).

So if you are a guy who is in reasonably good condition (your bf% is under 14%), this is for you. If you are a fat fuck, do not try this – you will kill yourself.


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I will not help you to source out this drug. This is not medical advice. However I will tell you a few things about it. You should also do your own research.

  • It doesn’t destroy muscle in the fat burning process. It’s an aggressive fat eater.
  • While on cycle you will get hand tremors occasionally.
  • Your blood pressure will increase and you will feel an increase in body temperature.
  • This drug will burn a lot of fat very fast and within 2 – 3 weeks you will start to expose muscles that you probably haven’t seen in a while.
  • This drug doesn’t have the ability to kill you, unless you allow it to – the same way that a woman doesn’t have the ability to hurt you, unless you allow her to. If you want to read more on that, click the following link Moving forward into 2018.

How to utilize this drug without killing yourself:

  • Don’t exceed 60 mcg/ day.
  • Don’t run a cycle for longer than 6 weeks at a time.
  • Don’t run more than 2 cycles a year.
  • If you can feel your heart working harder than it normally does, discontinue the use of this drug immediately.

How I use it:

I like to plan one cycle before the summer – beginning at the end of April, and another before the winter- beginning at the end of October. This way you don’t have to give two fucks about your diet and you can maintain a lean physique year round. I run my cycles for 4 weeks at a time, 2 days on and 1 day off. I maintain a dosage of 20 mcg/ day for the first half of the cycle – I increase the dosage to 40 mcg/day on the latter half of the cycle. This yields good results for me, and the side effects remain minimal at that dosage.


Moving forward into 2018.

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I don’t even know where to begin. I’m glad to see that the blog is still here and still getting views to this day. 2017 is coming to an end and although I haven’t had the will power to update this website in a long time or even complete unfinished stories, I just want to take a moment to share what I’ve taken away from this past year. I will break this into 4 parts:

  1. Thoughts and ideas
  2. Learning and solutions
  3. The main course
  4. Upcoming for 2018

1. Thoughts and ideas

  • This year I started to wonder how much control do I have over my brain, my thoughts, my feelings and emotions? And I stared to question whether some of those feelings, emotions or thoughts that I possessed were in fact coming from me? Have I been programmed similar to a computer to think and behave the way that I do? If that is the case then that means without any external influence I would be able to completely re-program myself (hypothetically speaking that is).
  • This got me thinking about the external influences that I allow to take up memory space in my brain. I started to question and experiment with how different influences had a positive, neutral, negative and toxic impact on my being from the comfort of a foreign country with extreme censorship laws and an internet firewall.

2. Learning and solutions

The list following below is worth a try.

  • Do not check any of the social media platforms where you have a profile for 6 months at a time- or follow my direction and delete it all permanently before the beginning of the new year. You will survive without these apps, in fact you will be better off without them. The only reason to keep them is if you need attention from strangers to survive. If you are not a woman and the following statement applies to you – your sac is empty.
  • Stop watching pornography. Have you ever watched porn without whipping your cock out for a wank? If so, then you can clearly see the attempt that pornography makes to program or re-program your brain. You will experience a better sex life and a stronger will power that will lead you to greater achievements when you ween yourself off of that shit. You might even gain a confidence boost and start grabbing em by the pussy like the President (“God bless him.”)
  • Turn your phone off at night and have a normal sleep like a normal person. And wake up like a normal person, when the sun comes up your body will wake up and rise. If you don’t have this rule in place with your girlfriend, I suggest that you implement it as soon as you can. If she refuses this, she can go home – lights out, means go the fuck to sleep. If it’s a stupid slut from Tinder or tantan, walk her out to the living room and sit her down on the couch – kiss her on the forehead, look deep into her eyes and say “when you’re ready to sleep, leave the phone here. Goodnight.”
  • I don’t know anyone that does this anymore besides my parents, but stop watching TV. It serves no purpose beyond controlling your thoughts and ideas. I get irritated when I watch TV, because you can see what political oligarchs are trying to achieve and succeeding at achieving through home entertainment brainwashing.
  • This point ties in with the last point and it is to decrease and/or stop watching movies, reading books and listening to music from the 21’st century. The people in power have made decisions that have led to an effect – this effect has resulted in shitty 21’st century books, music and movies that encourage you to lead a life of hedonism.
  • The next two are simple unrelated courses of action that I’ve taken, maybe because of the experiences and difficulties that I’ve had to overcome over the past year or more. Number one, is to carry a physical copy of the Holy Bible with you on your long distance travels and to always keep one in a safe visible place in your home. Number two, is to first identify the greatest difficulty that you’ve had over the past while and find a solution. After you figure out the solution, you are going to post it up on your wall as a reminder. In my case I have utilized the tools of Microsoft word to create a poster that may in fact be more visually attractive than the chink i fucked last week, and it reads “I will not turn a hoe into a house wife ”I decided to locate it right above my bed so that I could fortify myself during every act of sex.
  • If you want to fall in love there is a simple equation to follow: She feels deeply about you + she’s not a fat ogre + she hasn’t colored her hair or cut it short + she has 0 tattoos and 0 piercings on the face = you will choose to reciprocate her love… Which will eventually double equal = = true love. A simpler guideline to follow is “if she loves me, I love her.” But what if I don’t actually love her you ask? What are you, the fucking moral police? Use your mouth for what it was made for. I bet your girlfriend is talented at using her mouth. China Secret: If you want to fuck until your dick turns blue in China, just tell them you love them. I say it about 100 times a week sometimes when the barrel gets full and it needs to be emptied.
  • The final and last equation: Will power + anything= Results. I experienced this intense burst of will power when I flew back out to South east Asia earlier this year and it taught me something of value. And that is that everyone has a base line. You have the ability to change anything that you want to change about yourself and even move mountains, but… You will always come back down to your baseline – that is who you are. You can not change your base line. I’ve also learned that both you and I can not maintain achievements that took great will power to achieve. It’s impossible to maintain this type of will power for the entirety of your life. Therefore I’ve accepted that all of the things I have put extreme will power into achieving will eventually be lost.

3. The main course

Whore ventures never end well.  

I want to start by saying that it’s easy to be aware that you can not change a whore but it’s hard to follow because once your emotions get involved your vision changes. You will start to ignore the red flags and warning signs that she exhibits right in front of your eyes. You will do so by convincing yourself that you are an exception, you are special. I want to remind you that red flags and warning signs exist for a reason, they are true and consistent. There are no exceptions.

I want you to understand that if you’ve been emotionally hurt – you need to take 100 % responsibility for the pain that you are experiencing. No woman can hurt you, unless you allow her to. Consent always happens before damage, pain and suffering happens in relationships. If you’re suffering, it’s your fault. Now, let’s begin.

Over the past year or so I’ve tried to change two whores (whore A and whore B) into good women for me by forcing my preferential ideals onto them. And although neither of them came close to my ideals (whore A a lot more so than whore B) I was determined to force it. Why on earth would I try to do that you ask? I don’t know. I suppose that hearing about people from back home get married and start to create happy family units has begun to put some pressure on my shoulders. Pressure to settle down like everyone else… But I take a step back and realize that I’m not like everyone else; my mind and soul will not allow me to settle under uncomfortable conditions and circumstances. Now maybe when I get older that feeling will change, but I will always have this website to refer back to in times of uncertainty and weakness.

The circumstances with both whore A and whore B were so bad that I was forced to end relations ruthlessly at the peak of both relationships. An unborn child laid at the top of both peaks. Those unborn children did not come to fruition. I would never reject my own blood, but I made conscious and logical decisions to reject the women who may play a mother role in their lives.

To give you an idea of the type of girls that they are, I will tell you that I fucked both of them within the first hour of meeting them and performed all or most of your pornographic fantasies on them within the first 2 weeks of getting to know them. I admit to not being the most clever guy at times. I also concede that there were great times in both of those relationships with regards to passion, humor and love. But I will conclude that their whorish tendencies became clear as day and night over a short period of time. I was not capable of changing their habits nor was I interested in playing the role of superman.

I learned that I am not immune to falling in love with a whore (or even a series of them) and neither are you. I don’t care who you are, where you come from or what special knowledge you have. There will be a day where you will also feel the burn for allowing your vision and frame to become clouded by your emotions.

So I will end by saying that I’ve come to re-learn and accept that I can not turn a hoe into a house wife, and you yourself shouldn’t try to.

So I hope you took something of value from this. Enjoy your New years holiday with your family/ friends and prepare yourself for a new start to 2018.

4. Upcoming for 2018

Hopefully no more whore ventures but I think I might have to change my haircut or something because recently I have been frequently attracting these types of women, the same way honey attracts bees.

In terms of the website the goal is to update it every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. You can look forward to that starting in 2018.

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How to not be FAT

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You’re fat because you’re lazy. No, it’s not your thyroid or your bone density or whatever. You’re just lazy. I’m also lazy, but I’m not a fat ass like you. You can be just like me, if you utilize your laziness to it’s full potential. Be lazy when it comes to eating, because your over productivity in shoving your face with food doesn’t benefit you in any way shape or form.


#1: Go to the store and buy 10 jugs of water. The 1.5 gallon bottles of water.

#2: Go home and drink water until you feel full.

#3: If you’re really hungry, eat a cracker.

#4: Go to the store and buy more water. Drink it.

#5: Do this everyday for a month.

After a month start eating like a normal person. A normal person diet consists of a coffee in the morning, no breakfast, no lunch and a feast of everything you can eat in one sitting for dinner. Yea it’s that simple and you knew it all along fatso.


The 4 week Smokencanvas Program

Do everything listed below over the course of 4 weeks.

1. Workout everyday: Do something, anything. Go to the gym, do P90X or Insanity, go for a run or a walk.
2. Drink 10-15 bottles of water everyday.
3. Drink at least 1 protein shake everyday after working out. The $25 stuff from Walmart is fine.
4. Take 2-4 fish oil soft gel pills everyday.
5. Eat a bowl of oatmeal everyday.
6. Stop smoking pot. Instead drink whisky.
7. Smoking cigarettes is fine, if you choose to do so.
8. Always start your morning with a cup of coffee. Instant coffee is fine.
9. Consolidate your credit card debt, and make a plan to pay it all off within the next 6 months.
10. Stop using your credit card.
11. Open a savings account.
12. Deposit 15% – 20% of your current disposable income into your savings account, and don’t touch it.
13. Stop contributing money to a pension plan.
14. Buy a book, and read it.
15. Stop playing video games.
16. Stop watching porn.
17. Stop jerking off; limit it to once a week.
18. Go to church once.
19. Chew gum religiously.
20. Start a new hobbie (ie) learning a new language, learning an instrument, drawing, painting etc.
21. Throw out all the stuff you don’t use.
22. Stop texting. Instead call or send an audio message.
23. Stop asking women for advice.
24. Only contact women for sex or “to chill and watch netflix” (sex).
25. Turn your phone off before you go to bed.
26. Get 8 hours of sleep every night.
27. Get a haircut that doesn’t require much maintenance; I recommend a buzz cut.
28. Throw out all of your t-shirts with stupid logos, and replace them with polos (anything with a collar works).
29. Buy a $10 pack of plain white tees, that’s all you need. Or if your a slob like me, get grey or black.
30. Grow your facial hair out; it doesn’t matter if you can’t grow a full beard. Trim it once a week.
31. Buy a watch with just the basic functions. I recommend Timex.
32. Toss your jeans if they’re hanging off your ass without a belt. Drop by a thrift store, and pick up a couple pairs that fit.
33. Fuck off with your Air Jordan extra shock basketball pumps, get some normal sneakers. I recommend the original Adidas Superstar.
34. Eat cashew nuts at least once a week.