Foreign teacher A: “You look burnt out bro. What were you doing last night?”
Me: “Nothing. I’m good.”
Foreign Teacher A: “Crazy Georgia?”
Me: “No, no.”
Foreign Teacher A: “Horny Brit?”
Me: “No, no Georgia, no Brit.”
Foreign Teacher A: “Well, you look like shit.”
Me: “Thanks, so do…”
She came storming into the office. She was an absolute cunt to work with, but she had a cute thing going for her.
Cute Cunt: “I am going to quit soon.”
Foreign Teacher A: “What’s going on? What’s wrong?”
Cute Cunt: “The Headmaster will not pay me my full salary until next month. This is the second month this has happened to me. I got evicted from my apartment last month because of this, and now I must live with Mom and Dad.”
The exchange between Foreign Teacher A and the Cute Cunt continued for over half an hour, as I pretended to work in silence while analyzing the situation.
Blah, blah, blah….
Coming next: Operation DIPSET: pt. 2