“The Rules”


If you’re a limp wrist pansy that believes the correct path to obtaining all of your wants is by following “the rules,” you’ve come to the right place. Get ready for a big cock slap across the face…

I don’t have a phd nor am I an intellect, however I’ve been wary of the most important rule of the universe since adolescence. Ready for it? Here it comes…


Tomorrow morning you’ll likely stroll into your lame workplace with a horrible hangover, *sigh* and go about your boring opening duties in a lifeless manner. However painfully deafening this may be, I want you to listen closely to everything your co-workers say throughout the day.

You’ll inevitably hear the following echo about a thousand times; “I do everything I’m supposed to do and more! I’m always in the line of fire, and things never go my way. That guy doesn’t do anything he’s supposed to do, and everything always seems to go his way! What the hell?!”

I would like to take a moment to raise my glass to my fellow comrades who are identified as “that guy.” *CHEERS*

If your position on gaining respect aligns with following “the rules,” I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news… PSYCH!!! I’m not sorry, stop being a pussy; following “the rules” is for bitches. The select few that go their own way and carve their own paths to greatness, are the only ones who obtain respect; They’re the only people worthy, and deserving of respect.

Your hero’s, and those that you idolize never voluntarily bent over and allowed societal rules/ norms to penetrate them. Your idols and hero’s raised their middle fingers to the masses, and told society where to stick their prescribed course of action.

They never went to university/ college, to obtain a safe degree, with the possibility of becoming a corporate slave. They were bold, they did what they wanted to do, and their chosen course of action payed off in ways only imaginable to you.

It doesn’t matter if you want to live like Dan Bilzerian, or locate location fulfillment.

It’s imperative that you live by your own set of rules. Everything that you’ve read, heard, seen and been taught is wrong. It’s all lies and jibber jabber.

The next time some pretentious fag tells you what the rules are, do the opposite.


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