FUCKING THEORY: Men and women rarely succeed as long-term friends without sex.

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ATTENTION ALL MEN AND WOMEN!!!

Behold the FUCKING THEORY, which will prevent the wise from wasting valuable time, effort, and resources.

Men and women are too very different species, that are highly incompatible as long-term platonic friends based on my observations.

Point blank observation #1: One, if not both of the individuals will likely succumb to the desire of sex.

…..

I understand that there are circumstances where sexual attraction doesn’t exist. Shall we de-construct those relationships?

I think so…

On the premise of a disagreement, argument, and/or fight in a man to man friendship; men will resolve the issue via:

(A) Beer/ whisky over an NFL rivalry etc. FIFA, NHL, NBA

(B) Man hand-shake followed by a bro-hug.

(C) X-BOX (UFC, GTA, NFL)

Although, different circumstances call for different resolutions among the male species; two of the three presented resolutions have one thing in common. (A) and (C) allow both men, to release their aggression towards each other in the form of ritualized warfare.

Boys and men typically have the ability to maintain and grow friendships with ease all while overcoming milestones and difficulties, due in part to their accepted outlets of aggression towards each other.

What happens when women are added into a platonic friendship equation with men?

On the premise of a disagreement, argument, and/or fight in a man to woman friendship; 9 times out of 10, the resolution will not come in the form of any of the above mentioned options.

Men and women only know one outlet of aggression towards each other, and that’s sex.

Sure, there are rare circumstances where long-term platonic friendships between men and women succeed. However for the majority of you who’ve convinced yourselves that a platonic friendship with the opposite sex is practical; I can almost guarantee you, that your friendship will fail in the near future. Here’s why:

– It’s almost impossible for men and women in platonic friendships to resolve their aggression towards each other, without sex.

– Almost all intimate human/ animal relationships require physical touch. Relationships where touch is infrequent, non-existent, and restricted will inevitably die in both humans and animals.

To paint a perfect picture of how to resolve problems with fem-friends, would require me to video record myself pouring some stiff drinks for a fem-friend, followed by providing her with some stiff dick.

The fact of the matter is that sooner or later, you will hit a boiling point with each and every single one of your friends (men and women). Consider this a clear warning; If you don’t have an outlet for aggression with your current fem-friends…

You’re setting yourself up for unnecessary stress, and failure.

 

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