The best video game of all time



Jake’s Booty Call

No it’s not from your stupid xbox, playstation, nintendo or game cube. This game is too legendary for a console. Jake’s Booty Call can be downloaded anywhere on the net, and this is all you need for gaming content. This game has purpose and it’s not far from reality. This game will teach you that you are in control of your own reality, therefor you should get off of your ass, throw your play station in the trash and begin to create the reality that you want. Be like Jake.


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A dream that continues to repeat itself.


I want to start out by saying that I don’t attach any meaning to dreams, and I get a kick out of those that try to make sense of them. Dreams can be so far from reality, yet they can also be so close to it. But the fact of the matter is that dreams are just jibber jabber. Jibber jabber is as defined in the smokencanvas Blog-O-dictionary as anything and everything that comes out of a woman’s mouth (except for your Mother of course).

Now let’s get to it.

The dream started with me entering an elevator. I clicked one of the buttons and the lift  proceeded past my intended floor. I watched the floor numbers in the lift increase until it must have reached the top floor. At this point the elevator wasn’t moving, and the doors weren’t opening. I didn’t feel any sense of tension or nervousness at this point, I just proceeded to click a few of the floor level buttons. Nothing happened. And suddenly my view changed, I was in third person floating in the air and watching the elevator explode through the roof of the building like a rocket ship. The elevator was suspended on two poles connected to the building, and hurdling through the sky in the direction of the sun. My view changed again, I was back in first person. The elevator was jerking me left, right, up, down and all i could see was the numbers above the door continue to increase. 1000, 1001, 1002, 1003.

It’s funny, I was at the pub with my bros the other night and a few of them were telling me that they’ve been having similar dreams. Makes me wonder, is there a new movie trailer out with this plot and theme?

A poet that speaks to me.


This past week I’ve been busy teaching my IELTS students about poetry (ESL teachers of IELTS can get a free lesson here A free lesson for ESL teachers to use for IELTS.), and I couldn’t help but to immerse myself in it as well. I’ve read poetry from all types of poets during this time; John Magee Jr, John Milton, Wallace Stevens, Robert Herrick and Rudyard Kipling to name a few. But one poet stood out the most, and I’d like to take a moment to share one of his poems with you.

A 340 Dollar Horse And A Hundred Dollar Whore

By Charles Bukowski

Don’t ever get the idea I am a poet; you can see me
at the racetrack any day half drunk
betting quarters, sidewheelers and straight thoroughs,
but let me tell you, there are some women there
who go where the money goes, and sometimes when you
look at these whores these onehundreddollar whores
you wonder sometimes if nature isn’t playing a joke
dealing out so much breast and ass and the way
it’s all hung together, you look and you look and
you look and you can’t believe it; there are ordinary women
and then there is something else that wants to make you
tear up paintings and break albums of Beethoven
across the back of the john; anyhow, the season
was dragging and the big boys were getting busted,
all the non-pros, the producers, the cameraman,
the pushers of Mary, the fur salesman, the owners
themselves, and Saint Louie was running this day:
a sidewheeler that broke when he got in close;
he ran with his head down and was mean and ugly
and 35 to 1, and I put a ten down on him.
the driver broke him wide
took him out by the fence where he’d be alone
even if he had to travel four times as far,
and that’s the way he went it
all the way by the outer fence
traveling two miles in one
and he won like he was mad as hell
and he wasn’t even tired,
and the biggest blonde of all
all ass and breast, hardly anything else
went to the payoff window with me.

that night I couldn’t destroy her
although the springs shot sparks
and they pounded on the walls.
later she sat there in her slip
drinking Old Grandad
and she said
what’s a guy like you doing
living in a dump like this?
and I said
I’m a poet

and she threw back her beautiful head and laughed.

you? you . . . a poet?

I guess you’re right, I said, I guess you’re right.

but still she looked good to me, she still looked good,
and all thanks to an ugly horse
who wrote this poem.

Say no to Google.

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Withdrawing your use of this search engine will:

  1. Begin to take a step towards making it more difficult for the NSA and CIA to spy on you and collect information on you, such as but not limited to your phone records, everything on your personal devices, your exact location and where all of your money goes.
  2. Begin a movement that aims to reject all search engines that censor truth and facts.
  3. Begin a movement that aims to reject all search engines who explicitly attempt to re-write history.
  4. Set a good example for the next generation. Perhaps if we start to take small steps towards changing the way we do things for the better, it may have a trickle down effect on the youth.
  5. Reject all left wing dogma which Google force feeds to all of it’s users by consistently pushing liberal leaning content to the front of the line in search engine results.

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As a good search engine alternative, check out

I’ve set this as my default search engine. It works like a charm and filters out left leaning, politically correct content. I recommend you give it a try.

When I can’t find what I need through the 4conservative search engine, I use

Duckduckgo is a search engine that has been built from the ground up with privacy in mind. The quality of results appears to be good and the functionality looks good.

DuckDuckGo | The iPhone FAQ

If you want to go the extra mile, I recommend you take a look at Brave browser. This browser was created by the former CEO of Mozilla Firefox who was forced to resign a couple years ago when it was discovered that he supported anti-gay marriage legislation.

If you ask my opinion, that is the type of man that you can put some trust in.  With that said Brave browser boasts a built-in ad and tracker blocker, which not only enhances privacy but makes web browsing faster.

تحميل متصفح بريف Brave Browser 0.12.15 آخر إصدار

2 months without Social media. How does it feel?

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I feel as if I have been liberated. I feel like I am living in the FREE WORLD. I feel like I’m in control of my destiny, and nothing can pull me down or hold me back from doing what I want to do. I got all of that from simply closing all of my social media accounts, and I have no plans to go back. If you identify with me and my ideas, I recommend you give it a try.

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